When you’re paying that much for a breakfast dish, it needs to either be very large, or very good quality, and preferably both. I don’t think the offering at Pope Joan ticks either box, although it’s not a complete failure either. The portion sizes are respectable, bar the single rasher of bacon, and it’s generally well put together.

Lets start with the positives. The free range eggs were some of the better scrambled eggs I’ve had at a cafe, the bacon was nicely crisp, the sausage was not too meaty or fatty to be enjoyed at breakfast time. I liked that the butter was quality, and arrived on the side.

(almost) full English breakfast from Pope Joan

Another problem, on this occasion at least, is service. It’s already incredibly popular, and there didn’t seem to be enough staff, which led to inconsistent service. We had to wait quite a while to get menus and orders taken, and our meals took about 30 minutes to arrive. I noticed at least a couple of people walking out without having eaten, presumably because of the slow service.

Whether or not they iron out the issues, given the location and the personnel behind it, I suspect that Pope Joan is going to remain popular regardless.

One of the dishes, The Gringo, is one of my favourite breakfast dishes – not just here, but anywhere. It comprises two perfectly poached eggs, crispy bacon, and some amazing mexican beans. One of the things I like is that, unike some other cafes, they don’t skimp on things like the toast. You get two generous slices.

They also do sweet things well, with the lamingtons, covered in roasted dessicated coconut, being a highlight. Coffee is good, the decor is appealing, service is efficient and friendly, and it’s generally a very pleasant place to be.

There’s the standard range of curries, stir fries and salads to choose from, all at around $10 for vegetable or chicken/beef, with seafood a few dollars more.

Curries here are drier and less soupy than those at most Thai restaurants, but they’re still rich with coconut flavour. The meat is good quality – in the case of the chicken, it actually seems to be breast meat. Another difference is that the vegetables are a lot crisper, as the curries are cooked quickly in very hot woks, which also impart a nice ‘bbq-ey’ flavour to the meat.

It’s a similar story with the stir fries, which are available with a number of ‘flavourings’ such as as chilli & basil and satay. The serving sizes of the stir fries are particularly generous, and come with a lot of vegetables.

The satays are recommended, although they’re deep fried, and the salads are a great palate cleanser. As with a lot of Asian cuisine, it’s best suited to sharing multiple dishes.

Unless you’ve got a very large appetite you shouldn’t require more than 1 dish per person, meaning, with rice, you shouldn’t need to spend more than $13 – $14 each. The fact that it’s BYO makes it even more affordable. Take away is also available, although the serving are smaller.

See also: MamaNee Thai Restaurant